With their XFL season on the line, the St. Louis Battlehawks stepped into The Dome for the last time, ready to give it all for the home crowd. Despite going 6-3 through nine weeks and having the privilege of facing the 1-8 Orlando Guardians in Week 10, the team’s playoff prospects faced a dicey situation.
Having been neck and neck in the XFL North for nearly the entire season, the Battlehawks and Seattle Sea Dragons collectively found themselves with a 6-3 record heading into Week 10. If both teams wound up winning, a tie breaker would be necessary to break the deadlock.
St. Louis understood the direness of the situation and procured not just a big win, but the most points scored in a game in XFL history.
The @XFLBattlehawks put up one of the greatest offensive performances EVER‼️ @XFL2023 pic.twitter.com/oHmoOTD0vr
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) April 22, 2023
Putting on just about as great of a performance as you could ask for, St. Louis’ fate now rests solely in the hands of Seattle as they face the Vegas Vipers this evening.
First Quarter
Things kicked off in a sketchy manner for the Battlehawks, with Orlando putting the first points on the board with a monstrous 27-yard touchdown pass from Deondre Francois to his former Fan Controlled Football teammate in Andrew Jamiel.
.@_Dirtie 🎯 @AndrewJamiel https://t.co/xeWHRI6fvX pic.twitter.com/RIpJ2ZUNcE
— Orlando Guardians (@XFLGuardians) April 22, 2023
St. Louis would retaliate with points of their own, scoring a field goal to make it a 3-6 ballgame.
Second Quarter
Securing a quick turnover on an interception by Francois, the Battlehawks offense put their foot on the gas and never let up. Driving down the field, St. Louis secured their first touchdown of the day on a run up the middle by Kareem Walker.
beep beep, @_KareemWalker coming through pic.twitter.com/KLy7j5c7LE
— St. Louis Battlehawks (@XFLBattlehawks) April 22, 2023
Orlando was determined to make St. Louis earn their playoff spot, however. After what appeared to be another three and out, just like they did against San Antonio in Week 9, the Guardians faked another punt deep inside their own territory.
The fake against San Antonio was devastating against the Brahmas, but this one just takes the cake.
What. A. Play. 🤩@thomasjordan601 | @macbrown854 https://t.co/8ZWymmbKiP pic.twitter.com/vkHmhtVrfs
— Orlando Guardians (@XFLGuardians) April 22, 2023
Once again, A.J. McCarron and the Battlehawks offense responded by making quick work of the Guardians’ defense. Finding Hakeem Butler in the endzone, McCarron recorded the first of what would ultimately become his six touchdown passes of the day.
HAKEEM THE DREAAAAAMM 😴 pic.twitter.com/eZjMviY824
— St. Louis Battlehawks (@XFLBattlehawks) April 22, 2023
The ensuing 2-point conversion made the score 17-12. That score would last for mere seconds. Replacing Francois, Guardians QB Quinten Dormady would find K.D. Cannon deep downfield for a touchdown on his very first play. Converting on their 2-point attempt, the Guardians retook the lead, 17-20.
Still unfazed, McCarron marched downfield once more, finding Jake Sutherland who dove into the endzone for a Battlehawks touchdown.
YES SIR JAKE SUTHERLAND pic.twitter.com/Rclw0HbqVU
— St. Louis Battlehawks (@XFLBattlehawks) April 22, 2023
The lead once more belonged to St. Louis, and this time they wouldn’t give it up. A herculean effort by Butler on the 2-point attempt would make the score 25-20.
Third Quarter
The Battlehawks defense shined in the second half, sacking Dormady on the Guardians’ opening drive to force a punt a play later.
McCarron would make Orlando pay for giving him the ball, recording another touchdown pass on an incredible catch by Steven Mitchell.
"STEVEN MITCHELL, PUT HIM ON THE SPORTSCENTER TOP 10!" 😤@XFLBattlehawks pic.twitter.com/OBkVsV9qu3
— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) April 22, 2023
Another amazing catch by Mitchell on the 2-point attempt would make the score 33-20.
Dormady found the full force of the Battlehawks’ defensive line bearing down on him, getting sacked on consecutive plays, forcing the Guardians to punt once more.
Just two plays later, McCarron would find Butler downfield who ran up down the sideline for a 66-yard touchdown. Hakeem Butler was borderline unstoppable against the Guardians, recording nine receptions for 164 yards and two touchdowns.
Name the XFL's leader in touchdown receptions 🤔 pic.twitter.com/dktv2rEE5B
— St. Louis Battlehawks (@XFLBattlehawks) April 22, 2023
The Battlehawks now possessed a commanding 39-20 lead.
Fourth Quarter
Coming in for Dormady, it was now Francois’ turn to face the Battlehawks defense. Like Dormady, Francois faced heavy pressure, getting sacked and throwing his second interception a few plays later.
Like clockwork, McCarron and the Battlehawks found the endzone on another incredible catch, this time by Darius Shepard.
At a time where points mattered just as much as a win, however, Dormady found the endzone with a pass to Charleston Rambo. A successful 2-point conversion brought the score to 45-28.
Though the touchdown to Orlando was unfortunate for St. Louis’ playoff hopes, McCarron capped off his historic day with his sixth and final touchdown on a pass to Steven Mitchell.
No typos. We checked. pic.twitter.com/P5FB07drgu
— St. Louis Battlehawks (@XFLBattlehawks) April 22, 2023
The numbers speak for themselves.
With another successful 2-point conversion, the St. Louis Battlehawks brought the score to its final resting spot: 53-28. An offensive masterpiece.
All of Battlehawk Nation rn pic.twitter.com/4FSBa8jisG
— St. Louis Battlehawks (@XFLBattlehawks) April 22, 2023
Playoff Push
Assuming Seattle wins against Vegas, tying St. Louis with a 7-3 record, nothing short of chaos will ensue.
The first of the league’s eight tiebreaker rules brings the two teams’ head-to-head record into question. Seattle and St. Louis split the series 1-1, meaning we need to move down the list. Next comes both teams’ win/loss percentage in division games. If Seattle wins against Vegas in Week 10, both teams will possess a 3-3 record against divisional rivals, necessitating the third tiebreaker. The strength of victory in all games—wouldn’t you know it, also a tie.
We proceed to the fourth tiebreaker, the best combined ranking among division teams in points scored and points allowed in all games. If this is starting to sound complicated, it’s because it is.
Vegas could also wrap things up with a tidy little bow with a win against Seattle, saving officials and hardcore fans alike a headache and a half.
Hot Take 🔥 We could tweet out all the playoff scenarios for this weekend… or we could just go out and win big 🆚 the Vipers.
I think you know what we plan on doing 🐉#XFL2023 | #BreatheFire pic.twitter.com/6WZ3QMi3mP
— Seattle Sea Dragons (@XFLSeaDragons) April 17, 2023
Final Thoughts
On a less serious note, but certainly noteworthy, the Battlehawks fanbase has done something truly remarkable.
5 most attended games in @XFL2023 history! Way to go STL! @XFLBattlehawks #KAKAW pic.twitter.com/bUs68zY7mN
— Rene Knott (@reneknottsports) April 22, 2023
Out of their five home games, the St. Louis Battlehawks hosted the five most attended games in the 2023 season. That is an unbelievable turnout and quite the accomplishment; especially considering that at one point, not only was baseball running concurrently, but also hockey and soccer. St. Louis has not only proven that they’re a football city, but one of the greatest sports cities in America. Even if the Battlehawks are eliminated at the hands of the Sea Dragons tonight, it’s been one heck of a ride.
KAW IS THE LAW AND DON'T EVER FORGET IT.
goodnight 💙 pic.twitter.com/cbzdQqtYbw
— St. Louis Battlehawks (@XFLBattlehawks) April 23, 2023
What are your thoughts on this game between the St. Louis Battlehawks and Orlando Guardians? Which XFL players impressed the most? Let us know down in the comments below, or join the conversation on Discord!